桑畑三十郎

In Which I Am Now an Official Online Sex Toy Merchant

2008-01-25T12:29:08Z

We're thrilled to announce that the Intima Girl online store is open and taking orders! And to celebrate our Grand Opening, we're offering 15% off every item in the store between now and Valentine's Day! And we've got a terrific selection of toys, books, lotions, CDs, fragrances, DVDs, and probably a thing or two you've never even thought of! Everything you need to celebrate a day (or several days) of love with that special someone!



"Ember" Massage Candles, from Jimmyjane	Jimmyjane LITTLE CHROMA "Quiver"	A Bed of Roses, Deluxe Edition

Hathor "Aphrodisias" Gift Pack	Booty Parlor Chocolate Fondue Body Melt	Groove Tunes: Music for Making Love

Pink Couture Whip, by Shiri Zinn	Intercourses, An Aphrodisiac Cookbook	B3 Tuyo Vibromasseur
We're looking forward to seeing you soon! And if you enjoy our store, please tell your friends about us! If they mention your email address in the comments on their first order, we'll send you a special gift! Love, Your friends at Intima Girl! Discount applied at checkout. Discount applicable to all items with the following exception: "Little Something Replacement Motor". Cannot be combined with any other offers. We reserve the right to cancel any order due to unauthorized, altered, or ineligible use of discount and to modify or cancel this promotion due to system error or unforeseen problems. Expires Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 11:59pm PT.

FLASH! Shaolin Monks Demand Apology From Ninjas!

2007-08-31T14:40:46Z

China's famed Shaolin Temple is demanding an apology for an Internet posting claiming that its warrior-monks were once beaten in unarmed combat by Japanese ninjas.

I see trouble ahead.

—Roland Deschain

Once upon a time in China, some believe around the year one double-aught three, the head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates—which is another way of saying "Who knows?"—when a Shaolin monk appeared on the road, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei, or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known are the consequences: the next morning, Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was...inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all 60 of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus...

—David Carradine as "Bill" in Kill Bill, vol. 2

Bye, Hilly, thanks for all the music!

2007-08-29T19:50:46Z

Hilly Kristal, creator of the now-defunct CBGB in New York, died at 75 in Cabrini Hospital. It was thanks to Hilly that I got to run sound board for Talking Heads in 1977, before anybody'd actually heard of 'em. CBGB was a great place, if you didn't mind the filth, the crazies and the bums who camped out on the front doorstep.

I always thought it was well worth the trouble, myself....

(The Usual Public Service Announcement: "CBGB", not "CBGB's"; "Talking Heads", not "The Talking Heads".)

Hard to Believe, But True

2007-08-11T06:09:33Z

proanorexia does "far more good than harm"? LJ Abuse apparently thinks so. It didn't do much good to its one-time moderator, who starved herself to death...

"Do You Have Your Form Twenty-seven B Stroke 6...?"

2007-08-07T14:41:38Z

Livejournal is shrinking and shrinking...

China tells living Buddhas to get permission before reincarnating!

FLASH! brad is Bailing, Six Apart's Not Talking!

2007-08-06T18:54:24Z

According to ValleyWag, Brad Fitzpatrick is leaving Six Apart to join Google!

Beginning of the end, folks, beginning of the end. Let's all watch Barak and Abe rearrange the deck chairs while the ship goes under.

sanjuuro @ 2007-07-28T07:30:00

2007-07-28T14:30:49Z

I am the proof of my own pudding.