桑畑三十郎 ([info]sanjuuro) wrote,
@ 2008-01-25 04:28:00
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In Which I Am Now an Official Online Sex Toy Merchant

We're thrilled to announce that the Intima Girl online store is open and taking orders! And to celebrate our Grand Opening, we're offering 15% off every item in the store between now and Valentine's Day! And we've got a terrific selection of toys, books, lotions, CDs, fragrances, DVDs, and probably a thing or two you've never even thought of! Everything you need to celebrate a day (or several days) of love with that special someone!


Valentine's Day is Coming
Hathor Aphrodisias Gift Set
Chocolate Fondue Body Melt
15% off everything until 2/14/08!





We're looking forward to seeing you soon! And if you enjoy our store, please tell your friends about us! If they mention your email address in the comments on their first order, we'll send you a special gift!




Love,



Your friends at Intima Girl!



Discount applied at checkout. Discount applicable to all items with the following exception: "Little Something Replacement Motor". Cannot be combined with any other offers. We reserve the right to cancel any order due to unauthorized, altered, or ineligible use of discount and to modify or cancel this promotion due to system error or unforeseen problems. Expires Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 11:59pm PT.



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[info]elnigma
2008-01-25 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Rock on, and congratulations. I note it includes a better answer to the "Quiverfull movement" ;>

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[info]sanjuuro
2008-01-25 07:19 pm UTC (link)
You Have No Idea.

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[info]b_v_borgia
2008-01-25 07:04 pm UTC (link)
What no itching powders?

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[info]sanjuuro
2008-01-25 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Not this month. Check back around April Fools' Day.

In the meantime, could I interest you in a high-end vibrator that will result in your needing to peel yourself off the ceiling...?

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[info]b_v_borgia
2008-01-25 11:41 pm UTC (link)
I've always joked that when I give up on men I'll buy a vibrator and get a cat. I haven't.

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[info]sanjuuro
2008-01-26 04:24 am UTC (link)
Well, we have lots of lovely things you can make excellent use of between now and the time you do give up on men...

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[info]b_v_borgia
2008-01-26 05:18 pm UTC (link)
Eh, no. There is nothing like flesh on flesh.

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[info]sanjuuro
2008-01-26 04:49 am UTC (link)
Here: best of both worlds...

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[info]b_v_borgia
2008-01-26 05:23 pm UTC (link)
That made me laugh. Can you imagine someone wearing those at work?

Seriously, men make better sex toys. They talk and they don't need batteries.

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[info]sanjuuro
2008-01-26 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Okay, but you can't not like this stuff...

Doesn't need batteries, either.

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[info]b_v_borgia
2008-01-26 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Are you selling sex slaves? I'd be interested in one of those...

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[info]sanjuuro
2008-01-26 08:37 pm UTC (link)
I could rent you one...

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[info]b_v_borgia
2008-01-26 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Ha!


I suppose that is something we could discuss when we go club hopping.

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[info]sanjuuro
2008-01-26 09:09 pm UTC (link)
I'll make a note.

=D

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[info]surf_sidhe
2008-01-31 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Congratulations! Lots of luck to you!

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[info]laren
2008-06-21 02:44 am UTC (link)
As you can see I decided to check out your journal as I respond to a lot of your comments on [info]buddhists... and HOLY SHIT THIS IS PRETTY AWESOME.

Belated congratulations and best wishes. :)

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[info]sanjuuro
2008-06-21 04:32 am UTC (link)
Thanks, and thanks for the compliment!

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