We're thrilled to announce that the Intima Girl online store is open and taking orders! And to celebrate our Grand Opening, we're offering 15% off every item in the store between now and Valentine's Day! And we've got a terrific selection of toys, books, lotions, CDs, fragrances, DVDs, and probably a thing or two you've never even thought of! Everything you need to celebrate a day (or several days) of love with that special someone!

"Ember" Massage Candles, from Jimmyjane	Jimmyjane LITTLE CHROMA "Quiver"	A Bed of Roses, Deluxe Edition
Hathor "Aphrodisias" Gift Pack	Booty Parlor Chocolate Fondue Body Melt	Groove Tunes: Music for Making Love
Pink Couture Whip, by Shiri Zinn	Intercourses, An Aphrodisiac Cookbook	B3 Tuyo Vibromasseur
We're looking forward to seeing you soon! And if you enjoy our store, please tell your friends about us! If they mention your email address in the comments on their first order, we'll send you a special gift! Love, Your friends at Intima Girl! Discount applied at checkout. Discount applicable to all items with the following exception: "Little Something Replacement Motor". Cannot be combined with any other offers. We reserve the right to cancel any order due to unauthorized, altered, or ineligible use of discount and to modify or cancel this promotion due to system error or unforeseen problems. Expires Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 11:59pm PT.

I see trouble ahead.

Once upon a time in China, some believe around the year one double-aught three, the head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates—which is another way of saying "Who knows?"—when a Shaolin monk appeared on the road, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei, or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known are the consequences: the next morning, Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was...inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all 60 of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus...